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REVIEW: SoBe Pure Water (Watermelon, Black Cherry & Golden Pineapple)
According to my computer’s built-in dictionary, the word “pure” is defined as: 1. Not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material. 2. Without any extraneous and unnecessary elements. If...
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REVIEW: Orange Tangerine MiO Liquid Water Enhancer with Vitamins
With it being orange-tangerine flavored, I expected the MiO Liquid Water Enhancer with Vitamins to have some vitamin C. But the nutrition facts clearly state, “Not a significant source of Fat Cal, Sat...
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REVIEW: Glaceau VitaminWater Attention
When I first saw the new VitaminWater Attention bottle, I thought to myself, “Finally, a VitaminWater for horny men!” The label is green, which everyone knows is the horny color, and if you’ve got a...
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REVIEW: Glacéau Fruitwater Orange Mango
Like a spontaneously occurring geyser in the middle of Yellowstone Park, sparkling water is bursting forth from the underground and having a Renaissance upon the aisles of the grocery store....
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QUICK REVIEW: Aquafina Flavorsplash Sparkling (Berry Loco, Peelin’ Good, and...
Purchased Price: $1.00 each Size: 16.9 fl oz. Purchased at: Target Rating: 4 out of 10 (Berry Loco) Rating: 5 out of 10 (Peelin’ Good) Rating: 4 out of 10 (Color Me Kiwi) Pros: I don’t love them, but...
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REVIEW: Vitaminwater Zero Drops Revive Fruit Punch
Finally, a drink that combines two of my favorite things: a Vitaminwater brand beverage and the toil and satisfaction of making something with my own two hands. Enter Vitaminwater Zero Drops. With...
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Aquafina Berry Sparkling Water
Note to self: If the bottle of the beverage you’re thinking of purchasing has the word “sparkling†on it, avoid it at all costs, even if it is really cheap. I’m no longer a sparkling water...
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Aquafina Wild Berry FlavorSplash
Everyone has these things they have to do everyday. Some people call them routines, some call them habits, some call them quirks, and some call them obsessive-compulsive actions, but everyone has...
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Britannia Soliss Pear & Ginger Sparkling Water
(Editor’s Note: Today’s review is brought to you by one of the Impulsive Buy’s original readers, Megan, who was kind enough to send me from Germany a bottle of Britannia Soliss Pear & Ginger...
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REVIEW: Glaceau Vitamin Water
I didn’t realize it until recently, but water is apparently making a comeback. Even if it’s been here for years. In bottles and on tap it appears. Making tears and when it rain, it makes mud. Listen...
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Koyo Ma Ha Lo Deep Sea Water
I’ve never been down into the depths of the deep-sea, so I’m not too sure what’s down there. Although from watching Finding Nemo, watching various Discovery Channel shows, and reading various issues...
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REVIEW: Glaceau SmartWater
Marvo: Okay. Whose 1916 U.S. presidential campaign slogan was: “He kept us out of war.”? Glacéau SmartWater: That’s easy. Woodrow Wilson’s Marvo: Dammit! You got the yellow wedge! Glacéau SmartWater:...
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Hint Water
Mmm…Water. Up to 60 percent of our body is made up of it, it covers over 70 percent of the Earth’s surface, and it’s used in 99 percent of the world’s wet t-shirt contests. Experts say that we should...
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Ethos Water
I need to figure out which one of these four scenarios using Ethos Water would guarantee me a ticket into hell. Scenario One – Visit a third-world country, like Ethiopia, and hold a wet t-shirt...
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Kellogg’s Special K20 Strawberry Kiwi Protein Water
(Editor’s Note: When reading this review, please turn your internal reading voice into the voice of a crazy elderly person.) Oh, I remember a time when water was just water. Oh my, how it has grown...
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REVIEW: Glaceau XXX Vitamin Water
I thought my addiction to clown porn was pretty bad, but my dependency on Glacéau XXX Vitamin Water is worse. It started out innocently when I saw it at the store and wanted to try it out, because...
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Snapple Antioxidant Water
With each having their own color and special power, I was hoping these five flavors of Snapple Vitamin Antioxidant Water would combine to form a huge robot, like Voltron: Defender of the Universe or...
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SoBe Life Water (Goji Melon, Agave Lemonade, Yuzu Black Currant)
SoBe Life Water’s three years of existence has been much like an Elton John concert — full of flamboyant colors and lots of costume changes. The image you see above is the third packaging for the SoBe...
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REVIEW: SoBe Black and Blue Berry Lifewater with PureVia
PureVia is the zero-calorie sugar replacement from PepsiCo made from a plant called stevia. A lot of people are talking about it like it’s the new, sexy stripper headlining every night at the club and...
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REVIEW: Glaceau XXX Vitamin Water 10
I could stuff this review for the Glaceau XXX Vitamin Water 10 with sexual references in every possible hole I could find, but I’m not going to get behind that and force something like that down your...
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REVIEW: Glaceau Tranquilo Vitamin Water
Like all flavors of Vitamin Water, Tranquilo Vitamin Water promises to help you with some aspect of your life that is lacking. Need to boost your immune system? Drink a Defense Vitamin Water. Want...
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REVIEW: Metromint Chocolatemint Water
The Metromint Chocolatemint Water combines something I want, chocolate, with something I need, water, with something that’s nice to have, mint. That’s a triple threat, like Tina Fey’s humor, brains...
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REVIEW: Glaceau VitaminWater Zero Squeezed
I don’t know if you’ve ever bought lemonade from kids who set up shop in front of their house and sell their product at a ridiculously high markup that’s usually only seen at Asian-owned convenience...
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REVIEW: Glaceau VitaminWater stur-D
I love VitaminWater, like Kim Kardashian loves NFL players. Perhaps I have a fondness towards VitaminWater because I enjoy variety and there are so many VitaminWater variations. If all the flavors...
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REVIEW: Hello Kitty Water
Because I can’t read Japanese, I can’t read the label on this bottle of Hello Kitty Water. So I don’t know if this water came from a special spring located at the bottom of Mount Fuji or a Hello Kitty...
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REVIEW: Glacéau VitaminWater Zero Drive & VitaminWater Zero Glow
Ugh. I don’t know whether my bladder and mind can take drinking anymore VitaminWater flavors. Because of my excessive VitaminWater consumption, I’ve been having dreams that involve me standing at a...
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QUICK REVIEW: Glaceau Breeze-e Strawberry Watermelon VitaminWater
Glaceau’s Breeze-e Strawberry Watermelon VitaminWater is the best tasting VitaminWater I’ve ever had. Okay, I might be exaggerating and the previous sentence could be the heat talking. It’s frickin’...
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